The Manchild Chronicles

Floundering Through Adulthood

Final Grand Theft Auto IV Trailer

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Our friends over at Geekstir posted the final GTA IV trailer yesterday. I thought I would throw it up then. It’s looking really good and the graphics look unreal.

RNA Through 70’s interpretive dance

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Proving that you went to school in the wrong decade:

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March 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm

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Quotation of the day

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Vulture brings us the best quotation of the day from their “Run, Fat Boy, Run” post:

This summer the newly elected French president Nicolas Sarkozy’s morning jogs had les bien-pensants in a lather. “Western civilization, in its best sense, was born with the promenade,”
a “leading intellectual” sniffed on French television in July. “Walking
is a sensitive, spiritual act. Jogging is management of the body. The
jogger says I am in control. It has nothing to do with meditation.” Quelle vulgarité!

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March 25, 2008 at 7:01 pm

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Why I Love George W. Bush!

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This is why I love George W. Bush! He’s my favorite! Who would pose with this Easter Rabbit?! For reals!

Wonkette

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March 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Jenna Bush is Fierce

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Jenna Bush read to some hormonally challenged adults on Easter. She began to emulate our favorite girl Victoria Beckham – not that other fierce girl, Christian Soriano. She’s not fierce at all. She’s as fierce as an onion bagel with cream cheese.

Additional Reading: Wonkette

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Madonna vs. Will Ferrell and Anna Gasteyer as the Culps

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The latest Madonna is awful:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/92617928698ded/

and Culp imitators with a biblical angle proving that imitation is the worst kind of flattery:

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March 24, 2008 at 10:55 pm

TV Interviews before self conciousness

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A more human method of communication that allows for smoking, lack of eye contact and casual mannerisms while treading deep waters:

 

from Edge of the American West

More on James Baldwin

Also seen here

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March 24, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Tracy Morgan is crazy

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He zeroed in on a woman in her 20s. “You look like a young Whitney Houston,” he said. “Before Bobby.” And: “You won’t catch me on ‘To Catch a Predator.’ I like grown women.”

She would not look up, and he inquired if she, too, would bear his next child, even ordering one to spec: “You know our daughter. Ten pounds, 8 ounces, and she’s going to your house when she starts crying.” He told her: “Why don’t you give me some love? You treat me like Space Ghost.”

Finally, she laughed.

The night ended at the Hudson Hotel, where Mr. Morgan danced, drank and spotted a few more prospective mothers for his daughter. Somewhere along the way, he gave his book a new title: “I’m Tracy Morgan: Let Me Live.”

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March 24, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Vagina Sushi

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Some people think blogging with 10 dollar words makes it ok:

Think word sushi: delicately-prepared high-quality content that’s easy to consume.

When I think of sushi, I don’t think of fancy phrases -I think of Kate Beckinsale:

You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

We would like to take this opportunity to remind the readers to stop blogging.

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March 23, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Vaginal Aesthetics Do Matter

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After the recent upheaval in the prostitution industry that the Eliot Spitzer scandal has caused there has been more of a focus on what you get for your money.

I found this article in New York magazine very enlightening. So, I guess when you pay $2,000 an hour for a hooker, one expects a vagina that will shoot rainbows and possibly sing your favorite tune from the musical Chicago.

Victoria and I, we did a lot of doubles. You do a double, sometimes guys want to, you know, watch. As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special.

Additional Reading: Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Lady Parts, That’s Because They Haven’t Seen MY Vag, The Politics of (Vagina) Style

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March 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm