Final Grand Theft Auto IV Trailer
Our friends over at Geekstir posted the final GTA IV trailer yesterday. I thought I would throw it up then. It’s looking really good and the graphics look unreal.
RNA Through 70’s interpretive dance
Proving that you went to school in the wrong decade:
Quotation of the day
Vulture brings us the best quotation of the day from their “Run, Fat Boy, Run” post:
This summer the newly elected French president Nicolas Sarkozy’s morning jogs had les bien-pensants in a lather. “Western civilization, in its best sense, was born with the promenade,”
a “leading intellectual” sniffed on French television in July. “Walking
is a sensitive, spiritual act. Jogging is management of the body. The
jogger says I am in control. It has nothing to do with meditation.” Quelle vulgarité!
Why I Love George W. Bush!
This is why I love George W. Bush! He’s my favorite! Who would pose with this Easter Rabbit?! For reals! 
Jenna Bush is Fierce
Jenna Bush read to some hormonally challenged adults on Easter. She began to emulate our favorite girl Victoria Beckham – not that other fierce girl, Christian Soriano. She’s not fierce at all. She’s as fierce as an onion bagel with cream cheese.
Additional Reading: Wonkette
Madonna vs. Will Ferrell and Anna Gasteyer as the Culps
The latest Madonna is awful:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/92617928698ded/
and Culp imitators with a biblical angle proving that imitation is the worst kind of flattery:
TV Interviews before self conciousness
A more human method of communication that allows for smoking, lack of eye contact and casual mannerisms while treading deep waters:
from Edge of the American West
More on James Baldwin
Tracy Morgan is crazy
He zeroed in on a woman in her 20s. “You look like a young Whitney Houston,” he said. “Before Bobby.” And: “You won’t catch me on ‘To Catch a Predator.’ I like grown women.”
She would not look up, and he inquired if she, too, would bear his next child, even ordering one to spec: “You know our daughter. Ten pounds, 8 ounces, and she’s going to your house when she starts crying.” He told her: “Why don’t you give me some love? You treat me like Space Ghost.”
Finally, she laughed.
The night ended at the Hudson Hotel, where Mr. Morgan danced, drank and spotted a few more prospective mothers for his daughter. Somewhere along the way, he gave his book a new title: “I’m Tracy Morgan: Let Me Live.”
Vagina Sushi
Some people think blogging with 10 dollar words makes it ok:
Think word sushi: delicately-prepared high-quality content that’s easy to consume.
When I think of sushi, I don’t think of fancy phrases -I think of Kate Beckinsale:
You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.
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Vaginal Aesthetics Do Matter
After the recent upheaval in the prostitution industry that the Eliot Spitzer scandal has caused there has been more of a focus on what you get for your money.
I found this article in New York magazine very enlightening. So, I guess when you pay $2,000 an hour for a hooker, one expects a vagina that will shoot rainbows and possibly sing your favorite tune from the musical Chicago.
Victoria and I, we did a lot of doubles. You do a double, sometimes guys want to, you know, watch. As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special.
Additional Reading: Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Lady Parts, That’s Because They Haven’t Seen MY Vag, The Politics of (Vagina) Style
