The Manchild Chronicles

Floundering Through Adulthood

Perez Hilton is a Marketing Whore

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It turns out that everyones favorite gay celebrity blogger is going to begin whoring out his musical opinions to the top bidder. New York magazine’s Vulture blog reported earlier today that he is close to signing a deal with Warner Bros. Records to whore out his musical taste (have i said whore too much yet?). According to unnamed sources, Perez will be pimping out his lackluster fluffy blog posts for $100,000 a year and an advance on half the profits any of his artists generate.

Is this the downfall of civilization as we know it. A fat, untalented, poorly colored, and outrageous personality will be telling my kids as well as myself ? [will be telling myself?-ed](yes, i’m an ashamed perezhilton follower) what the next hot thing is. I know I can choose not to give his posts any merit, but in all actuality almost every image that he posts I can’t wait to see.

Jeez! What the hell is wrong with the world when people like this are searched out by corporate interests.

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Written by Hoaf

February 26, 2008 at 6:12 pm

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  1. […] Original post by The Manchild Chronicles […]

  2. For real? Never thought he worths that much….

    A.Ho

    February 27, 2008 at 2:13 am

  3. […] Music, You Suck, blogs by Hoaf on February 28th, 2008 It’s starting. In relation to my earlier Perez Hilton post. The U.K. is going through a huge retro movement right now!From Amy Winehouse to The Pipettes and […]

  4. […] What’s next for our favorite cash-plush Man-tween? […]


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