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You Can Pimp In Rhode Island But Not NYC.

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So if you’re in Rhode Island and not soliciting your local prostitutes, you’re sort of not using your god given right. But thanks to Mr. Eliot “Hypocritzer” Spitzer, that may not be the case anymore (Shiiiiii)! The Providence Journal says that “Rhode Island lawmakers are considering a bill that would close the loophole in this state’s laws that makes prostitution legal if it occurs indoors.” Thanks for ruining the lives of Rhode Islanders who like to feel dirty, Spitzer.Maybe this is why that shitty Ivy Brown is in Providence. So all those slutty and ugly Brownholers can make it through school:

“A lot of people don’t realize that prostitution is legal in Rhode Island if you do it indoors,” State Police Inspector Stephen Bannon testified. In an accompanying letter, State Police Supt. Col. Brendan P. Doherty noted that under current law, “persons are free to solicit sex for money in newspapers and/or over the Internet as long as the conduct that is agreed upon takes place in private.”

So basically if I’m not buttering my bagel (Thank you NYC jews! Just not you Eliot) on a park bench in Narragansett it’s not all right. But if I fill my jelly roll indoors it’s A-O-K!

Written by Hoaf

March 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm

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  1. Check out this documentary on the “loophole” in RI’s Prostitution law.
    We folllowed asian massage parlors for 3 years as politicians tried to change the law.
    “Happy Endings?”


    September 18, 2008 at 9:15 am

  2. The loophole will never be closed. Why? There are a few possibilities.

    One is that the owners of the services have the dirt on certain legislators. Two is that certain legislators may be actively involved, or three, donations are made to legislators from the pimps.

    But the loophole will not close.


    November 16, 2008 at 1:02 am

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