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Why I Love George W. Bush!

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This is why I love George W. Bush! He’s my favorite! Who would pose with this Easter Rabbit?! For reals!

Wonkette

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Written by Hoaf

March 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Jenna Bush is Fierce

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Jenna Bush read to some hormonally challenged adults on Easter. She began to emulate our favorite girl Victoria Beckham – not that other fierce girl, Christian Soriano. She’s not fierce at all. She’s as fierce as an onion bagel with cream cheese.

Additional Reading: Wonkette

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Madonna vs. Will Ferrell and Anna Gasteyer as the Culps

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The latest Madonna is awful:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/92617928698ded/

and Culp imitators with a biblical angle proving that imitation is the worst kind of flattery:

Written by Demosthenes

March 24, 2008 at 10:55 pm

Tracy Morgan is crazy

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It is too weird:

He zeroed in on a woman in her 20s. “You look like a young Whitney Houston,” he said. “Before Bobby.” And: “You won’t catch me on ‘To Catch a Predator.’ I like grown women.”

She would not look up, and he inquired if she, too, would bear his next child, even ordering one to spec: “You know our daughter. Ten pounds, 8 ounces, and she’s going to your house when she starts crying.” He told her: “Why don’t you give me some love? You treat me like Space Ghost.”

Finally, she laughed.

The night ended at the Hudson Hotel, where Mr. Morgan danced, drank and spotted a few more prospective mothers for his daughter. Somewhere along the way, he gave his book a new title: “I’m Tracy Morgan: Let Me Live.”

Written by Demosthenes

March 24, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Vaginal Aesthetics Do Matter

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After the recent upheaval in the prostitution industry that the Eliot Spitzer scandal has caused there has been more of a focus on what you get for your money.

I found this article in New York magazine very enlightening. So, I guess when you pay $2,000 an hour for a hooker, one expects a vagina that will shoot rainbows and possibly sing your favorite tune from the musical Chicago.

Victoria and I, we did a lot of doubles. You do a double, sometimes guys want to, you know, watch. As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special.

Additional Reading: Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Lady Parts, That’s Because They Haven’t Seen MY Vag, The Politics of (Vagina) Style

Written by Hoaf

March 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm