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Why I Love George W. Bush!

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This is why I love George W. Bush! He’s my favorite! Who would pose with this Easter Rabbit?! For reals!

Wonkette

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March 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Jenna Bush is Fierce

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Jenna Bush read to some hormonally challenged adults on Easter. She began to emulate our favorite girl Victoria Beckham – not that other fierce girl, Christian Soriano. She’s not fierce at all. She’s as fierce as an onion bagel with cream cheese.

Additional Reading: Wonkette

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Vagina Sushi

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Some people think blogging with 10 dollar words makes it ok:

Think word sushi: delicately-prepared high-quality content that’s easy to consume.

When I think of sushi, I don’t think of fancy phrases -I think of Kate Beckinsale:

You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

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March 23, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Vaginal Aesthetics Do Matter

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After the recent upheaval in the prostitution industry that the Eliot Spitzer scandal has caused there has been more of a focus on what you get for your money.

I found this article in New York magazine very enlightening. So, I guess when you pay $2,000 an hour for a hooker, one expects a vagina that will shoot rainbows and possibly sing your favorite tune from the musical Chicago.

Victoria and I, we did a lot of doubles. You do a double, sometimes guys want to, you know, watch. As soon as I saw her coochie, I told Jason, this is special.

Additional Reading: Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Lady Parts, That’s Because They Haven’t Seen MY Vag, The Politics of (Vagina) Style

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March 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm

Ben Bernanke Retrospective

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Now that Ben Bernanke is getting some tentative plaudits for his rate cuts and Bear Stearns bailout, is this different than what was expected? A look back at the time of his nomination:

Marginal Revolution on BB’s academic history from late 2005:

The credit channel for monetary policy; here are the papers, most of all the 1992 piece with Alan Blinder. Bernanke took an old Keynesian idea and gave it empirical rigor. During upturns and downturns, does money or credit play the leading role? Bernanke showed that credit has greater importance. Bernanke’s work in particular helped combat the Litterman and Weiss paper of 1983; L&W had showed that once you put the nominal interest rate in a Vector Autoregression (a relatively atheoretical statistic technique), money didn’t seem to matter. Bernanke rescued the relevance of money but showed it mattered through the associated channel of credit. This work stands among the most important contributions in macroeconomics in the last twenty years. It also suggests that Bernanke, as Fed chair, will look closely at credit indicators. Here is a Bernanke speech on money and the stock market.

Daniel Drezner linked to a number of comments

Brad Delong, note the housing bubble mentions in the comments

Economist’s View has links to most other 2005 reviews

New Economist confirmed the glowing predictions

Bernanke predicts house bubble could cool in Washington Post, but to be fair:

That view mirrors Greenspan’s .He and Bernanke have both said it is unrealistic to expect the Fed to identify a bubble in stock or real estate prices as it is inflating, or to be able to pop it without hurting the economy. Instead, the Fed should stand ready to mop up the economic aftermath of a bubble.

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March 18, 2008 at 6:04 pm

You Can Pimp In Rhode Island But Not NYC.

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So if you’re in Rhode Island and not soliciting your local prostitutes, you’re sort of not using your god given right. But thanks to Mr. Eliot “Hypocritzer” Spitzer, that may not be the case anymore (Shiiiiii)! The Providence Journal says that “Rhode Island lawmakers are considering a bill that would close the loophole in this state’s laws that makes prostitution legal if it occurs indoors.” Thanks for ruining the lives of Rhode Islanders who like to feel dirty, Spitzer.Maybe this is why that shitty Ivy Brown is in Providence. So all those slutty and ugly Brownholers can make it through school:

“A lot of people don’t realize that prostitution is legal in Rhode Island if you do it indoors,” State Police Inspector Stephen Bannon testified. In an accompanying letter, State Police Supt. Col. Brendan P. Doherty noted that under current law, “persons are free to solicit sex for money in newspapers and/or over the Internet as long as the conduct that is agreed upon takes place in private.”

So basically if I’m not buttering my bagel (Thank you NYC jews! Just not you Eliot) on a park bench in Narragansett it’s not all right. But if I fill my jelly roll indoors it’s A-O-K!

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March 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Elliot Spitzer article from December 2007

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From The New Yorker:

And I’m learning that. I’m learning that.” Spitzer had taken to likening the job of governor to “three-dimensional chess.”

via Emdashes; an article demonstrating that E.S. watched ST:TNG; had interesting thoughts on immigration; and was the politician to watch despite his predilection for dangerous trysts with expensive prostitutes.

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March 12, 2008 at 9:42 pm